Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Napoleon nixed by colonic ala Mickey Finn

Beware Janet Jackson......if you have enemies, please ensure that enema actually consists of coffee.

It seems another famous personage might have been felled by what I can only describe as The Turkey Baster of Fate. Go here for details on the not-so-glorious demise of the exiled Emperor of France.

With friends like that....who needs enemas?