Saturday, July 24, 2004

You might be Airborne if....

This is for all of you wind dummies out there......


You Might be Airborne If:
You would rather smoke a Private then a Marlboro.
You consider a "spit cup" part of your TA-50.
Your POV doesn't have seat belts. It has "hook and pile" fasteners.
Every time you see a sawdust pit, you jump in it and roll around.
You used your wife and kids to practice PWAC.
Your doorbell sounds off with the current Challenge and Password.
You know that "Blackout Drive" has nothing to do with driving under the influence.
You make your daughter sign out on pass on Prom Night.
Your newborn must attend the newcomers' orientation briefing within the first 30 days.
All your possessions are military issue.
A kick to your groin area does'nt faze you, because you've felt the opening shock numerous times.
Your joints sound like rice-krispies when you get out of bed.
Your wife left you and you held a "Change of Command Ceremony".
You LOVE the verticle drop ride at Six Flags, looking straight down the entire time.
When you have dinner guests in between paydays, you try to pass off a hamslice as canned ham.
You do a PLF off of the roof rather than climb down the ladder.
You have sector sketches and range cards posted by every window in your house.
You have pull-up bars outside the kitchen door.
You answer the phone and say "Airborne" instead of Hello
You've given your children an Article 15.
You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed tactically.
You have a parachute next to you in your 70 story office building, just in case of a fire. You ARE Airborne if . .
You yell "GO, GO, GO" at the car in front of you when the stop light turns Green!