Wednesday, September 15, 2004

A Date Which Will Live In Infamy

Tomorrow (16SEP04) is my birthday. I am officially 32 years old and I hearby declare before all of my readers that I am going to stay 32. From here on out I shall progress no farther than this age. In fact, I may decide to regress a few years just for good measure. Why not? Jack Benny stopped having birthdays at 38.....why should I wait till then?

Tomorrow I will be going out for Chinese cuisine, the traditional celebration fare in my family, and I will eat crab puffs and general sto's chicken till they manhandle me and physically expel me from the joint. And my digestion shall be eased by the happy knowledge that I am 32 years old, and 32 years old I shall stay.