Wednesday, November 03, 2004

That's PRESIDENT Bush, Thank You

Apparently hard work pays off...Just ask the man who garnered more votes than Clinton did in either of his elections.

Let's see......Daschle gone. Edwards gone. Kerry gone. Any last vestige of Moonbat sanity....gone.

One could almost imagine what the disturbance in the Force felt like to Obi Wan when Alderaan was destroyed by the Death Star when, last night, the collective minds of the liberal left shattered after the news that President Bush had carried Ohio.

But those of us in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy are not surprised with the result, we got the Haliburton/Illuminati memo the day before. What was surprising however was the bonus of gaining seats in the House and the Senate.

And for all of you citizens of the world out there (listen up Guardian.), did you REALLY think that you were going to horn in and dictate how Americans choose their leaders???? We are not France or Spain. We will not be intimidated into submission, that is European history not ours! You can envy us and hate us....but you will never dictate terms to us. We are great because we do not think like you. We choose leaders who will jealously defend OUR interests, not betray them in order to placate foreign countries. I hope you feel as low as you have acted.

For all of you Bush-haters out there...don't go getting all despondant and fall out of a window, I would lose a half of a second of sleep if you did.

All in all, a pretty good day for America. The only thing that could top it off would be if Bill Kristol from Fox news could find it in himself to admit that it is looking good for Bush at this point.